You have a dirty butthole, and toilet paper is not the answer. A RimShot bidet can get your rear end clean enough to eat off of every time you sit on the toilet. A nice, cool blast of fresh water will get your booty clean and shiny.
DUAL RETRACTABLE NOZZLES - One mainly for front-junk, one more for rear-junk, but it’s all up to you.
AUTO NOZZLE WASH - Rinses any stray poop and pee off the nozzles automatically when the bidet is used.
ADJUSTABLE PRESSURE - Treat your backdoor to a gentle fountain or to a fire hose blast.
SLEEK TRIM STYLE - Your friends will envy your superior pooping accessories.
MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE - Satisfyingly clean butthole or your money back.
EASY INSTALLATION ON MOST TOILETS - Even the not-so-handy will find this installation easy, but don’t brag too much, or you’ll end up having to help all your friends with all their plumbing projects.